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hey baby can you bleed like me? [Dec. 5th, 2005|06:30 pm]
when Popes die

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[You feel... |crappyshitty]
[WHATCHU LISTENIN TO? |garbage-bleed like me]

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had to post this here too [Sep. 17th, 2005|02:13 am]
when Popes die

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(no subject) [Aug. 29th, 2005|08:28 pm]
when Popes die
asphyxiatdlove
Chuckie slapped sarah across the cheek,
threw her at the barney wall,
and hung her from the barney ceiling,

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HAVE MERCY!!! [Aug. 29th, 2005|02:21 pm]
when Popes die

____fullerhouse
September 15, 2003--

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn. Then I went back to my house and built a snowman with really sweet hair. It was summer, so there wasn't any snow, but I made Joey Gladstone go to the zoo and buy me 40,000 snow cones. I ate some Chef Boyardee "Dinosaurs with meatballs." Everyone thinks that they stopped making them, but the truth is that I just bought them all. Then I went over to Jimmy Buffet's house and stole all of the Flintstone's Push-Pops out of his freezer. Then, I took a huge dump on his lawn and farted on his guard dog. I went home and put on my leather pajamas with the rhinestones and the fringes. I looked at myself in the mirror and got a raging boner. Then I watched every episode of The Cosby Show and went to bed. Tomorrow, I'm going to the Video Game Exchange to trade in the Game-Gear that Becky bought me (cause she is lame) for a Nintendo Power Glove.

Your Friend,

Uncle Jesse
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2005|12:47 pm]
when Popes die

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Guess what you guys!

Allison's being Lame
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2005|09:13 pm]
when Popes die

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fuckn shit! [Apr. 22nd, 2005|12:37 pm]
when Popes die

mjfunnyguyhuh
[You feel... |blahblah]
[WHATCHU LISTENIN TO? |Distillers-coral fang]

i just ate some sausage..It was fuckn sick.I spit it out next to the eggs i didnt eat.It pretty much runied my day so now i have no hope for happines.Im gonna soak in my misery(did i spell that right).

AHHH SKET SKET SKET

i almost forgot the new pope sucks ass even tho i dont know the reason for the pope and am not of any religion im mad that he's pope.but sure enough he will die soon cause he's like 200 years old now and way past his prime..
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2005|03:49 pm]
when Popes die
broken_artifact
[You feel... |annoyedannoyed]
[WHATCHU LISTENIN TO? |atreyu]

we have a new pope. but hey he was part of hitlers youth when he was young. maybe he'll kill or try to kill all the jew and blacks and everone else like hitler
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yay [Apr. 17th, 2005|11:30 am]
when Popes die

x2ndxheartbeat
[You feel... |crazydizzy]
[WHATCHU LISTENIN TO? |all that remains.]

so last night we got drunk...but chuckie missed it. i dont remember anything but i do remember that herman took a picture of a picture of chuckie on her camera..but she drew on the picture first so i thought it was michael jackson somehow. i dont know but i was scared.
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WWUJD [Apr. 16th, 2005|02:42 pm]
when Popes die

bryanroxmysox
April 3, 1003--

Dear Diary,

Today I was playing my Gameboy Advance when I realized that I was sweeter than everyone in the entire world. I ate some quiche and went downstairs where I found Nicky and Alex pooping all over the living room. I took the poop and rubbed it in Danny Tanner's eyes. He really didn't fight back, cause he's a big wuss and he is afraid of baby poop. I worked out on my BOW-FLEX and my NORDICTRAC, and I checked myself out in the mirror. My pecs were friggin' ginormus. After I worked out, I put on my pants and hopped on my hog and rode down to I.H.O.P. where I enjoyed some delectable "Stuffed French Toast." Then, I went to Tijuana, where I partied with SNOW and INXS. They were pretty sweet, but not as sweet as me. We went to a karaoke bar and sang "BOOMBASTIC" and "POWER OF LOVE." When we tried to cross the border to come back to the states, the federales gave us crap. So, I beat them up and took over Mexico. Now, its mine. I'm gonna change the name of Mexico to "Judge Dredd comes here to party." That should elevate the tourism industry like crazy. I came back late, and drunk, and Becky pleaded with me to stop partying. I looked at her, deep in the eyes, and reminded her that she was lucky to be married to me...err, rather, lucky that I LET her be married to me. She apologized for being retarded and made me some beef jerky. I ate it, and she did the dishes. Then I went to bed while she knitted me socks.

Your Friend,

Uncle Jesse
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